You guys like my swags?? Heheheh..

Baconbaconbacon. 'Nuff said.

Yeah.. Just a little announcement, if you have an Xbawks live account, add meh. Mah name's "Th3taStat3N1nja". Ikr, pretty fackin lame? ;) Post ur username in the comments if you want me to add you.. (yeah that's right, I understand some people are lazy.)

I know I can't be the only one that's had... those kind of days. Amirite? It's that day where everything was aligned perfectly to make your life a living hell. Walk into class, shotgun trap to the arm. Walk out, get hit on by mexicans and homosexuals, sit down somewhere, bear trap. Walk to lunch, open door to subway, bear trap. Someone tells you to go teabag it. At this point you are no longer listening therefore he grabs you by your face, takes off your pants and sits you on the bear trap.. Walk home limping from bear trap, get to house, open door, sideways bear trap. Right through your damn skin. And that was your favorite kidney!
Moral of the story: Avoid all bear traps. Oh- yeah.. and "those days" suck..

So have a free picture of a stentor. Yay! :D

Who else is UBER FUCKING EXCITED for tomorrow???? WOOO!!! :D

Neither have I. That's why I will just put this here aaannnddddd goodbye.

Why the hell do people make long-ass acronyms and expect other people to understand. I am really tired of scrolling through facebook and seeing posts like "Today Sucked. FMLATWTTFMBYKWIM???". I just don't get it. And why do people like that shit? Is there something hilarious about it I just don't know? Do they really understand it?! Bullshit. I can see why people say Wtf or Lol, but Jfndsqgbhqbqqqkhqjqqfj? Really? I see at least five q's in that acronym! There should be a limit to how many characters can even be in one. Soon you will start seeing this as a sentence, "Wtf, Mjsmdagma! Wthiuwts??". *Jaw drops* How the fu- No.. No. I will not stand for this, America/Wherever the hell else uses acronyms like that. (I am aware of the difference between spam and acronyms, but I have seen this before, asked the person what it meant and they told me exactly. Dead on the spot. Seriously.)

I don't know if it's just my luck not coming across these or if people really never use them, but some of these mood icons seem like they aren't used either enough, or at all. I'm sure they feel lonely sometimes. Help them out! Use the most random, unused icons in your posts! :D And tell me, which of the icons do you use the MOST when posting things? How about the LEAST??

Awww yeaahhhhh! I finally gots to the rank of portal security. :D I feel awesome.