I know I can't be the only one that's had... those kind of days. Amirite? It's that day where everything was aligned perfectly to make your life a living hell. Walk into class, shotgun trap to the arm. Walk out, get hit on by mexicans and homosexuals, sit down somewhere, bear trap. Walk to lunch, open door to subway, bear trap. Someone tells you to go teabag it. At this point you are no longer listening therefore he grabs you by your face, takes off your pants and sits you on the bear trap.. Walk home limping from bear trap, get to house, open door, sideways bear trap. Right through your damn skin. And that was your favorite kidney!
Moral of the story: Avoid all bear traps. Oh- yeah.. and "those days" suck..