Okay, so this is obviously a serious issue. Today, I was talking to my girlfriend, and I jokingly told her to go make me a sandwich. Well she said no... So I commanded her to go make me one, and she still said no. She said she would do anything I wanted but make me a sandwich. I asked her, "What about sex? :3". She said sure.. ALL I WANTED WAS THE DAMN SANDWICH!! Dx
tl;dr: My girlfriend will do anything but make me sandwiches.. Sadness.
Wurfel-Waffles
Sex and Sanvich don't mix well together.